Hey guys!
So I went to Wonderland just the other day, an immensely popular theme park up here in the great North (most of you won't know about it, but consider it the DisneyLand of Canada). It was my first real vacation-y thing I've done this summer break, and I had a blast; made even better when I found out that my dad programmed the fountain show that they do at the end of the day, which is really amazing. :') Got a present for my girlfriend, won a go-kart race, and overall had an awesome day.
...but holy crud, you wouldn't believe how many bare-bellies I saw that day. Considering all the topics on how little navels people are seeing and the negativity of high-waisted outfits (which I hate as much as anybody with this fetish), it made my 15-hour day just...wow.
I mean, within three minutes of walking through the front gates of the place, me and three friends (we had a party of nine in total that day) walked by two girls rocking crop tops and I had trouble keep calm. It was a little easy because one had a piercing (which was a bit of a let-down). Within the first two hours or so, I swear I could've ogled fifteen-twenty umbilici(?), and it was glorious. After lunch I wandered away from them and continued sight-seeing. There were a few high-waisted ones, but I would dare to say they were in the minority . I even saw two girls having a poke/tickle fight in one of the lines; and seeing as one was bare-bellied, got me smiling much wider than I was used to.
But that was just the appetizer.
...yes, you heard me right: it got better.
Because at 4 o' clock, we went to the water-park. And...oh sweet, merciful Lord, thank you for blessing me that day with what my eyes beheld.
The water park was filled with at least five-hundred people. And two-thirds of them had bare midriffs. I shit you not, there were literally five one-pieces I saw. Everyone else went two pieces and trunks. I was with my brother and two friends again, so I couldn't get too excited; but when I wandered off to go on water slides, I thought I might pass out from how hard I was blushing.
Never in my short life have I seen such a diversity of belly-buttons than I saw there. Innies. Outies. Inbetweenies. Pierced, (though more often) not. Detailed. Smooth. Hairy. All different shades of skin quality, from white to black, to tan and ivory. Potbellies and skinny chicks. Kids, teenagers, adults. Boys and girls alike. They were everywhere....they were EVERYWHERE and I was trying SO HARD not to just start drooling all over the stairs in line.
While waiting for this race-thing (you needed little blue mats in order to get on it), a group of three boys were checking out each others' muscles and testing their abs. They got to their belly-buttons and one of them shouted: "Okay, just suck in. WHOA! YOU GOT AN OUTIE, YOU GOT AN OUTIE!"
...he had an outie. <3 The other two were innies, though one was really wrinkly and it just...I don't think I even have to say it, I was just on Cloud 9. And there was more:
- One the way in we saw a couple, and the guy tickled the girl's belly and made her drop her water bottle. I watched it roll down the hill in order, because I was right next to my friend
- I passed by one lady who - I $#!% you not - had a sun tattoo around her innie bellybutton!
- (I think) one girl caught me staring and covered her tear-dropped navel with a smile, to which I quickly dashed away and tried not to go purple in my cheeks with excited shame!!
- One of them had an outie so huge I swear you would see it if he was wearing a shirt (might've been a hernia)!
And it was crazy just how many outies there were. I might've said the ratio was 7:3 that day; crazy when the ratio is usually 9:1. I would've taken pictures, but my phone was dead and I left my camera at home. Sowwy, I should've thought of it. D:
Just super, duper awesome and incredible. So much more than I could've ever asked for. Sadly, we had to leave at 6:30, but there were plenty more belly button bounties to see after that on the rides, so I wasn't too let down. :'D
But yes. To all people who are missing the abdominal activity this summer, I've just found a sure-fire option: go to a theme park. If it has a water park, then you're practically guaranteed to get your fix of sightings. It's a little pricey though, so I'd suggest just buy a one-day pass online or something.
...anyways, if anybody else has their own experiences at a Six Flagsâ„¢ or Disney Worldâ„¢ to add, then feel free! Otherwise, that's my experience at Toronto's fabulous theme park and what I saw.
Cheers!
-CacklingChortles15