I am torn between "Careful Gandalf, Frodo feel in last week and we haven't seen him since..." & "How many times do I have to tell y'all, that well's dun dried up!"
Though everytime I read "How many times do I have to tell y'all, that well's dun dried up!" I can picture the humorous aspect of an old guy mistaking a girls belly button for a well.
Mike wins week 2's entry!
Week 3's bizarre entry:
I pledge the following caption:
"I just had to laugh when he said he has a belly fetish..."
Credits, T&N.